The act of having a messy masturbating session whilst taking a dump at the same time. Added to this is the fact that when you come to clean up time and your quite aggrieved by the amount of mess you have made you will usually find yourself utter the phrase "Good Grief"
by Your Local Hero February 18, 2008
Get the Charlie Brown wankmug. When a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own anus, whilst with his other hand; angrily masturbates to an explosive climax.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.
1) ...gentleman one to gentleman two "I say, I spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. I believe my son calls it a fingery bum wank".
2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"
2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"
by The F P February 22, 2011
Get the Fingery Bum Wankmug. 1. Yo Lemon!, bang up some proper choons, stop "Tit-Wanking" about with Britney 'Teeny-Bopping' Spears!!!
2. Lemon would rather play FIFA than International Superstar Soccer on his PS2, what a "Tit-Wank(er)".
2. Lemon would rather play FIFA than International Superstar Soccer on his PS2, what a "Tit-Wank(er)".
by Bruce Lee March 28, 2003
Get the Tit-Wankmug. that dirty feeling you get after youve shot your white torpedos and the adult entertainment is still playing in the background
quite night in on spankwire and seeing jenna j again overwhelms your brain with a feeling of post wank guilt
by ally del blanny October 24, 2011
Get the post wank guiltmug. after masturbating, the feeling you get when you look at yourself, alone, sweaty and half naked in your room.
person 1: geez troy, last night i got the post-wank depression hard.
person 2: well cuthbert, time to find yourself a partner.
person 2: well cuthbert, time to find yourself a partner.
by pooooose June 24, 2010
Get the Post-wank Depressionmug. Limey for American Football.
Super Bowl? Does that have something to do with the Yanks and their game of Armoured Wank Ball? - Ulkesh, fark.com
by Kamakazibuttsecks February 2, 2006
Get the Armoured Wank Ballmug. When someone writes a very strange status on facebook in order to get attention/comments from other people.
"Hey, look at Jonhnny's status, she says he like to wear makeup and high heels, i think he has been facebook raped"
"nah! that loser just had a facebook wank that is all!"
"nah! that loser just had a facebook wank that is all!"
by The orginal shermantrix October 26, 2009
Get the facebook wankmug.