Dickcheez Surprise

When your getting a blowjob and she ask why it taste cheesey
When Kris was sucking off Gavin she got a mouth full of Dickcheez Surprise
by Kari Hatake September 03, 2023
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Panty Surprise

The opposite of a "Dick Pic". When a woman sends unsolicited lewd pictures without warning.

When a woman sends scandalous pictures
"Brandi caught me off guard with her Panty Surprise in the middle of my work meeting! "
by Noxim19 December 19, 2024
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Stonebake Surprise

Prior to having sex with a girl, a pizza is put on. The ploy is to have sex and finish with perfect timing for the pizza to be ready. Immediately after ejaculation, the steaming hot pizza is taken out of the oven and slammed into the girls face.
Didn't get a chance to eat, I gave her a Stonebake Surprise.
by Mr Cincinnati February 02, 2011
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Meatslop Surprise

When a overweight girl falls on you face and pussay taste like roast beef
Jasmine fell on my face and I got a mouthful of Meatslop Surprise
by Kari Hatake September 03, 2023
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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