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toilet paper

What your ancestors used in sacred rituals protecting different holes of the human body which is now extinct due to the SARS2.0 global outbreak.
Son, there once was a time when humans really got their heads up their asses, buying & stocking toilet paper as if it was the cure or as if a virus was about to attack their assholes and food & water were very low down the list of survival items.
by YuZzaFo0L March 24, 2020
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Paper Wasp

A paper wasp is similar to your standard wasp but about 2 times the size. The paper wasps can be very deadly and if not in good health can kill you.
Hey Justin your dad got killed by a paper wasp.
by Berry Mycockiner May 12, 2022
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Paper Wasp

A small piece of paper folded to be sharp on two sides to be flung or flicked at your friends or your enemies.
GOD DAMNIT! BASTARD FLICKED ANOTHER PAPER WASP AT ME!
by TheCaliforniaPepper February 22, 2023
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meme paper

Even though I have a meme paper, I can't find a job in my industry.
by thorgt May 2, 2022
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paper snowflake

The end result of a property developer cutting too many corners during construction.
Man, GloboCorp cut so many corners on that new office block. It's a total paper snowflake.
by flapjackboy February 18, 2024
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Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.
A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.
by High Society October 28, 2012
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Toilet paper

A currency that is used during coronavirus quarantine.
Family 1: Hey you got any hand sanitizer, we just ran out

Family 2: Yeah sure, 4 toilet paper rolls
by FartGarfunkel March 21, 2020
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