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Half Moon Bay

Small lil town an hour south of SF. There’s nothing to do here unless you’re into surfing, beachside pilates, dog-walking, and other white people things.

Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(

People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol

The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol

There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.
Half Moon Bay is pretty much only ideal for taking a piss after coming up from Santa Cruz. Not much else.
by Hova’s Witness March 22, 2023
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Krononaut Moon

a quasi-yearly celebration of Time Travel, when Time Travelers (Krononauts or Chrononauts) make contact with us — physically or via quantum signals.

The event occurs on the night of the Total Lunar Eclipse — also called the Blood Moon because of the deep red color that the Full Moon turns to. Upcoming nights of the Krononaut Moon will occur on 07 Sep 2025, 03 Mar 2026, 31 Dec 2028, 26 Jun 2029, 20 Dec 2029, and so on.
I met my past and future selves on the night of the Krononaut Moon!
by 0bject July 10, 2025
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Moon Owner

A superlative reference to someone with an amazing idea that could potentially make millions.

A term of amazement for your friend when he thinks of a brilliant idea while high.
Jimmy’s dad invented the straw. He is a fucking Moon Owner.

Chocolate ashtrays?Bro, you are a fucking Moon Owner.
by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018
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Doing it on the moon

When you have anal sex after injecting heroin Into your penis veins and tonight well be doing it on the moon
I've got a couple girls and tonight were doing it on the moon
by GirthQuakeMan December 24, 2018
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Moon Gooning

The act of gooning in a specific ritualistic manner. It was originally practiced by an ancient tribe whos name has been lost to time. It is a sacred act that should only be practiced by those who are serious. The details of the ritual are only known by those who have completed the ritual.
Homie#1: "I've been moon gooning for 87 hours straight and I don't know where I am"
Homie#2:"Real"
by Moon_Gooner November 30, 2023
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Beaver Super Moon

1) The name of a super full moon that occurs during the month of November, supposedly named as such because beavers are particularly active at that time of year as they prepare for the winter months ahead.

2) When a woman is over-eager during the act of mooning and reveal more of her posterior than she intended.
Susan was so keen to moon the Google Street View Car that she bent over too far and gave them a Beaver Super Moon instead.
by GoodinBed November 16, 2024
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Bad moon rising

When friend is another room with a glass or tainted window ,and another friend lifts you up to moon the person in the room.
“I was taking a shit and it was all fun and games until the bad moon rised. Or
I saw the bad moon rising
by Salade Harry July 31, 2020
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