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Cross-block

Describes a cock block happening on a non-Christian who makes advances on a staunch Christian.
Jim has been trying to ask Clara out, but he got cross-blocked as she only dates friends from her church!
by axalara June 21, 2016
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doc block

when a doctor wants to keep you from going outside their financial (i mean "medical") group.
I went to get a second opinion on my illness, but I was doc blocked when my primary care notified my insurance.
by Felonious Drunk July 28, 2011
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Shaft Block

The tiny bit of cum left in the penis after orgasn, often takes vigorous squeezing to remove
''i got serious shaft block man''
by 44R0N N0RT0N OF STRETFORD January 4, 2010
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penis blocking

when you girlfriend is constantly on chat with you, while you are at a party, in the hopes that you will be busy with her and not score with other women
Jude's girl is on chat with him and she is totally penis blocking him.
by Aprilstar November 9, 2014
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Bike blocking

When you're riding a bike and a moving obstruction keeps you from passing, turning or doing anything really except putting on the brakes.
Hey dude...Quite bike blocking me! get to the side.
by smalltowncitygirl July 2, 2014
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block that punt

said during anal sex by the giving partner when the receiving partner needs to fart
Bill: Pull your dick out of my ass! I have to fart!
Jay: No way! Block that punt!
by noladoc April 27, 2014
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cock block

to block a person's racket during a game of badminton
when playing badminton, a racket is blocked:

Casey: Why the hell did you just cock block me?
by bakerbabexx November 3, 2010
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