Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.
Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.
Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.
The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.
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A man who is seen at a baseball field. He may or may not have a child playing in the game, but he sure enjoys watching it. Frequently seen eating cheeseburgers and wearing glasses that look like they were found in a junkyard. But he was the best damn baseball coach Berkley has ever seen!
A: Hey mommy, you know that guy who's always at the field. He's always eating cheeseburgers and has junkyard glasses. I don't know if he has a kid or not.
M:That's the cheeseburger man. Stay away from him, he's creepy....
M:That's the cheeseburger man. Stay away from him, he's creepy....
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An alcoholic beverage made by fermenting semen with yeast, often combined with sugars and/or other alcohols.
An alcoholic beverage made by fermenting semen with yeast, often combined with sugars and/or other alcohols.
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Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams
Look out
Here comes the man spider
Man spider
Does whatever a human can
Goes to work
Looks at memes
Gives up on his hopes and dreams
Look out
Here comes the man spider
by Fangirl7777 August 31, 2019
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