by tokii#0001 December 29, 2021

A family made up of two divorced parents, an arrested uncle, an annoying daughter, an estranged son, a depressed gay cousin, a weird grandmother, and a Yorkshire terrier. The parents despise each other and only stay together for the sake of their family. The uncle is currently in jail for harassing children and is not allowed anywhere near a school. The daughter is just annoying, and the son spends most of his time alone in his bedroom edging. The depressed gay cousin's parents died in a house fire so she now lives with the Goon family. The grandmother visits once every 50 years and says nothing. The dog is the glue of the Goon family, she is what keeps them together and a somewhat happy family. Their favorite family activity is gooning on the audience at shows.
"The Goon family was gooning all over the audience!".
"The Goon family is very dysfunctional and rambunctious".
"The Goon family is very dysfunctional and rambunctious".
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by Mopballs February 24, 2022

Talk or discussion that is kept entirely within a family for fear that outsiders will find out what is really going on within the family.
"Son, the fact that your mother and I drink heavily is family talk and should never be shared with your grandma and grandpa."
"Son, you should never tell anyone that your mother is addicted to diet pills and enjoys daily doses phenobarbital. You tell anyone about it and I'll beat the hell out of you."
"Son, you should never tell anyone that your mother is addicted to diet pills and enjoys daily doses phenobarbital. You tell anyone about it and I'll beat the hell out of you."
by Orange County Jimmy November 6, 2012

The moment when you are having sex with your sister, and you tell her that she is as tight as your mother, and her responding with "That's what dad says."
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