cock block

a kidney stone a literal blocking of fluids exiting the cock

Joe had a major cock block on his hands.

by mriz October 16, 2011

Block Shock

The feeling of disbelief and confusion when someone finds out that a person who they considered a good friend has blocked them on facebook. During the shock the blocked person trys to figure out why they were blocked, often resulting in a irrational feeling of being a creepy person or a stalker.

" Yo Bills in block shock. That girl Mary, the one he posts five times on her wall everyday, yeah she blocked him"

by BlackPrince11 October 22, 2011

salt block

The act of going down on a female (generally an unattractive one) in order to get them to agree or commit to something they would otherwise not.

Man, I don't have any cash for a tip so you might need to salt block our waitress Rhonda

by dutch bulb July 19, 2011

Sack-blocked

When a hacky sack is snatched by another player just as it is about to come into contact with your foot or other body part. This feeling leads to a loss of balance due to the predicted force of the hacky sack on your foot or other body part actually not arriving.

Jack plays hacky sack quietly by himself

Max snatches the hacky sack right out of the air just before Jack is about to successfully complete his jester.

Max: SACK-BLOCKED!!!!

by jemdood February 3, 2010

christ-blocked

Being denied sex because the other person is waiting for marriage or is already married to Jesus or "God"

Guy 1: Hey man did you and and your girl have relations yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked

by ThatOneGUy January 16, 2015

Tac-Block

(pronounced: tah-k-blah-k )

A Taco-blocker. The female equivalent of cock-block. Also known as Talk-Block- a girl who swoops in on the conversation to steal the spotlight.

The blocking of a taco from making her mark.

He was staring deeply into her eyes, just about to ask for her number, when slutty hottie walked in and stole the spotlight. What a tac-block!

by elleandbab February 19, 2009

cock block

The act of preventing one from having sexual relations, usually by a jealous friend

Person 1: Did you end up getting with that chick last night?
Person 2: No... you cock blocked me and told her I had herpes remember...
Person 1: Bahahaha
Person 2: You're a dick

by split_allen1 October 13, 2010