fake school bus

The paedo version of fake taxi.

This guy is disgusting, he spends all his free time browsing Fake School Bus via Tor.

by goldenEverything January 4, 2018

Tour bus incident

when the 1d boys were on tour and louis and harry were alone in the tour bus and a lot of traumatizing stuff happened. Later, we also see poor harry not being able to sit later at their concert that day. ahem.

hey! do you remember the tour bus incident?
Oh mah godddddddd

by larry loves tour buses September 8, 2023

Topher Bus

The clone of Christopher Columbus from Clone High

Topher: yo I’m Topher bus

by Tophabe Stan 🤰🏻 November 4, 2023

spak bus

the bus that the spastics use to get to school every day

jake: miley definetly take the spak bus

miley: **spastic noises**

by matoos likes penis September 3, 2021

Lu Bu

When you are lazy or uninformed so you use this wrong spelling of Lü Bu.

“You spelled Lü Bu’s name wrong.”

“I didn’t spell Lu Bu wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard”
“You could just type it as Lv Bu instead, duh”

by anonymous January 8, 2023

The Bus Theorum

A hypothesis developed by stoners that states: a blunt rolled with a doobie paper around it will be... dope. This is proven fact. It burns smooth and even, holds together and allows for more bud to pack! Hell yeah!

Me: Oh man, you bring those blunts?!
Scientist: Absolutely, rolled with The Bus Theorum, of course.
Me: Spark that shit now!

by uzifan420 November 8, 2019

Big Blue Bus

When the male speciman sticks a big blue bus up his urethra. Preferably with people inside.

Bruh I Big Blue Bussed last night and its stuck now.

by Baby_YoBama December 4, 2019