Apple Bobs

A way of saying "Boring" or "Lame." Originating with boredom created from Bobbing for apples.

George BC: Oh man, I'm so boored.
Pimbo: This Xbox 720 is mad "Apple Bobs!"

or

Abraham: Chill man, I just smoked mad Chronic, I'm trying to chill over here.
Sloppy: You're mad "Bobs for Apples" Bro, I'm trying to watch Curb your enthusiasm.

by Pabraham420 August 20, 2009

Bob burgering

Bob burgering : It is late night drunk primal pussy eating

I was so Bob burgering this girl last night.

by SkeletalSockMonk3y October 14, 2019

bob the builder

can we fix it

fuck bob the builder

by Meow, boi March 27, 2020

cheddar bob

Someone who enjoys wearing flatbills and graphic tees on the weekends. Commonly referred to as a GDI. Known for being impolite and socially awkward, and starting fights with other random cheddar bobs.

Jim: What are all these kids doing wearing flat bills at graphic tees at a party?
John: Yeah this is a real cheddar bob fest.

by frattt November 02, 2010

Silent Bob

That creepy son of a bitch in the bathroom stall who tries so hard to be quiet, that he may not even be breathing. This guy will camp his throne in total and complete silence no matter how many people come and go. Nobody has ever actually heard a Silent Bob do his business, because the Silent Bob can detect the observation and will usually hit a distraction flush and make his getaway.

"Man, my stomach was tore up and I had to bust a grumpy, but the dude next to me was pulling a Silent Bob!"

by IPC$ August 27, 2014

odd job bob a job bob

an odd job bob a job bob does odd jobs for the odd bob, or to put it a different way - A person who never has a propper job and makes money by doing odd jobs here and there, for example painting Alberts shed for a tenner or washing cars for a quid a time. Usually they make most of their money by claiming dole though, and only do odd jobs because they get paid cash in hand.

Dave: That Bob is a right odd job bob a job bob
John: Hows that then?
Dave: 'Cuz he does odd jobs for the odd bob.

by MJ October 27, 2003

Bob and Tom

A radio "talk" show where a group of people sit around and laugh for several hours. These two people are basically professional male hens who somehow became a syndicated radio program. Also, they probably get higher than a kite before they come to work so that they can laugh at increasingly humourless things.

Reginald: It's morning, I guess I'll listen to 101.5.

turns on radio
Bob and Tom: *laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh*

hours later
News Anchor: In breaking news, police are trying to find a motive to why an area man jumped out a seven story window...

by Xzonza 1 January 22, 2010