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suck scale 

A tool used for measuring how much something or someone sucks,
I see you are at the high end of the suck scale.

Wow, that registers a 97 on the suck scale.
suck scale by Shartified June 20, 2022
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Suck my dick 

To tell someone to suck that small tiny goofy ahh dick
Jake: wanna spray paint

Fresh: suck my DICK NIGGA
Suck my dick by Niggerousnigga June 22, 2022

Suck koens pp day 

Person 1: Its July 5th!!!
Person 2: what does that mean?
Person 1: It's means it's Suck koens pp day!!

Suck a cock

It means suck a massive/tiny thing in between a males legs
Martha : sUcK a cOcK jOsH Josh : mmmmm dElIsH
Suck a cock by helllll nahhhh July 11, 2022

Suck and Fuck 

Usually used amongst those in the trades to refer to an establishment where they suck the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools or by pawning off cheap Chinese made shit to the masses at prices too good to pass up, only to turn around and fuck you over, either by being of shitty quality as previously stated, or by doing everything they can to worm their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime we've been working, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Hell yeah Tom. I'm thinking about picking up a new drill from the suck and fuck on my lunch break."
Suck and Fuck by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022

Suck and Fuck 

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.
Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."
Suck and Fuck by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022