Vegas Sperm Clinic

A prostitute

Went to a Vegas Sperm Clinic and got my shit shlonked sideways and upside down

by Ethabmen May 28, 2025

Captain Sperm

A name for a person who contributes or produces too much sperm from gooning to femboys

Bro's Captain Sperm

by Hamedmaid August 19, 2025

marked as sperm

"Marked as Sperm": a play on "Marked as Spam", commonly seen in message boards and forums. "Marked as Sperm" is used when the message in question is too odious to be adequately described by the relatively mild "Marked as Spam".

A hypothetical example of "marked as sperm" combined with a slightly edited actual comment:

john_balls1011 @dildoilbravishla: FUCK YOU DICKWAD

(Reply) (Mark as sperm) (Ignore)(Report)

by Suzy Clemens April 8, 2010

Fish for sperm whales

Another word for masturbating or "jacking/jerking off"

A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.

by iIsLegendz November 19, 2010

chop sticks and sperm balls

When a girl uses her Boobs to play with your ball sack.

Jacob likes the move chop sticks and sperm balls!

by DubbyDzn January 3, 2014

The Hawaiian SpermBender

A ancient God relating back to before the creation of anything, that could literally, mentally, and physically fuck anything that existed or had yet to exsist. It is stated that the Hawaiian SpermBender created a galaxy my mistakenly sticking his dick in a black hole, eventually leading to him busting his godly nut all over space and time.

Man I really felt like the Hawaiian SpermBender back at that party. I was fucking mad Bitches!

by The OG ReZ July 6, 2017

spam or sperm

Describes da useless content of most of da junk e-mail messages dat land in yer inbox --- i.e., they're either worthless meaningless crap, or sexually-explicit garbage dat you have no interest in.

It was a total waste of time to even check my e-mail inbox today... everything there was either spam or sperm!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018