Ben Smalley

Best Person you will ever meet never shy best guy he will be your best friend aka steal your girl he is the best of the best bens if u know a Ben you already know they are the best but when they have Smalley has there last name they are officially the best person ever

Friend:Where’s my GF

Ben Smalley:My names mr Steal yo girl

by Ben Smalley January 27, 2021

very small head

Very small head is a disease where the head is so small that the person doesn't have a brain

Samuel has Very small head disease.

by human human February 20, 2021

The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021

The smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

If you are a hoe you have more sex and sex makes you loose weight (scientifically speaking) therefore the more sex you have the more weight you loose and the more weight you loose the smaller your tits are

Ryan: damn she’s fine but she has like no tits bro.

Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.

Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

by Del0920 August 12, 2021

National small hands day

On the 21st October, everyone is allowed to bully people with small hands.

"Hey you got very small Hands you dwarf."

"That's mean!"

"But it's National small hands day!"

by LandaSmallHandsMan October 21, 2021

Thomas small

Is sassy and likes it up the bum but is inlove with tyler

Thomas small is on his knees

by Thomas small November 23, 2021

very small

your dick

"Damn bro, your pp is very small"

by akingsinta November 30, 2021