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kill yo'self 

Commonly used to tell someone that the statement they just made is completely insane.
Girlfriend: Baby, will you buy me this $50 dollar dress?
Boyfriend: Kill yo'self!
kill yo'self by ilove420 December 22, 2008

Mr. Self Destruct 

1. A button in most mad scientists' lair that both blows up their crib and causes them to fall to their knees and yell, "NOOOOOOO!" while shaking their fists at the sky in a most hilarious manner.

2. Secondly, and more importantly, A song by Nine Inch Nails that was originally the first song on The Downward Spiral but now has three kickass remixes on Further Down The Spiral.
1. NOOOOOOOOOOO! Why did I even invent that button? Why did I give such a cutesy name and put it in such pain sight?? Damn you Mr. Self Destruct! Boom...

2. boom... boom. boom. (indecipherable whisper)
boom. boom.boom.boom.boomboomboomboomboom
I am the voice inside your head (and i control you). I am the lover in your bed (and i control you). I am the sex that you provide (and i control you). I am the hate you try to hide (and i control you).
Mr. Self Destruct by Fitoflaughter December 9, 2008

mindless self indulgence 

Greatest fucking band ever with the most hottest bassist ever. (See: Lyn Z). We're getting married.
MSI is tighter than a 12 year old pussy.

Break Yo Self 

What you say to someone before you jack them.
If anyone ever tells you to "break yo self" prepare for a severe ass whoopin'.
In some movie the thug says "break yo self foo" beats the shit out of the guy and robs him.
Break Yo Self by Eeepers November 19, 2007

Break yo self 

to attempt to scare another individual with a gun or knife
Break yo self by Essence August 21, 2003

national self defence day 

on the 24th of april (national ‘r@pe’ day) anybody who touches you anywhere you don’t feel comfortable you can rips there ears off.
*person touches you in the wrong place* ‘get off me freak oh wait! it’s national self defence day !’ *grabs head from over shoulder and cutely k.os them*