mindless self indulgence 

Greatest fucking band ever with the most hottest bassist ever. (See: Lyn Z). We're getting married.

MSI is tighter than a 12 year old pussy.

mindless self indulgence by Dyyyyke... December 30, 2004

Break Yo Self 

What you say to someone before you jack them.
If anyone ever tells you to "break yo self" prepare for a severe ass whoopin'.

In some movie the thug says "break yo self foo" beats the shit out of the guy and robs him.

Break Yo Self by Eeepers November 19, 2007

Break yo self 

to attempt to scare another individual with a gun or knife

Break yo self sucka!!

Break yo self by Essence August 21, 2003

national self defence day 

on the 24th of april (national ‘r@pe’ day) anybody who touches you anywhere you don’t feel comfortable you can rips there ears off.

*person touches you in the wrong place* ‘get off me freak oh wait! it’s national self defence day !’ *grabs head from over shoulder and cutely k.os them*

national self defence day by kloudwithak April 22, 2021

Crunican Self-Report System 

Crunican Self-Report System is an independent Crunican-Reporting network run which has one proprietor.

Joe Bob used Crunican Self-Report System to report his families organized crime/crimes against humanity.

Crunican Self-Report System by Crunican1 August 1, 2023

narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it all 

When someone is a little bitch boy who only cares about themself
They will pretend to care about you or other people but you know

Reyan and Ethan are total narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it alls
they are always saying sum shit
LIKE BITCH YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING

narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it all by ASSTDDIESBITCH April 4, 2018

Florida Man Self Czech Out

A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.

Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.

James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.

Florida Man Self Czech Out by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023