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NFTY Points 

A system with which a person earns "points" for hooking up with someone at a NFTY event. It goes by the person's rank, with some other things adding points.

General Member: 1 Point
Temple Youth Group Board Member: 2 Points
Temple Youth Group President: 3 Points
Regional Board Member: 4 Points
Regional Board President: 5 Points
National Board Member: 6 Points
National President: 7 Points

On Shabbat: x2
Same-Sex: ^2
Guy 1: "Yo did you just hook up with her?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude I just scored 4 nfty points!"
NFTY Points by nftyswaddict May 22, 2010
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the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game 

We are past the point where we need to impress one another because I have got the feeling for you
in the movie Bringing Down the House
a decent sized beer (take note you twats)
apint of your finest please barkeep
Pint by frank November 7, 2003

Guy Points 

You earn these by doing something you don't really want to do in order to please a women. These points can be used as evidence of you being there for your woman, that you actually care about the activities she takes part it, or simply to impress her. These actions are more important during the early stages of a relationship, usually when one is trying to get with a girl. Once you're about 2 month's into a relationship, Guy Points aren't important.
Friend - "You're going to (insert girl name here)'s softball game?"
Me - "Yeah, but I'm going just to earn guy points."
Friend - "Oh nice dude."
Guy Points by QuickandEZ June 30, 2011

pint of cream 

A pint of Guinness stout with a thick creamy head of foam.
This pint of Guinness is so thick and smooth its like drinking a pint of cream!

yellow paint 

something that you love despite it being toxic.
even if people warn you or call you crazy, it’s a thing you think will make you happy so you can’t stop.

origin: vincent van gogh used to eat yellow paint, because it was a happy color and he thought it would make him happy too.

people thought he was crazy because it was toxic, but it’s just how it goes. everyone’s got a thing
girl1: i’m in love with him!

girl2: you can’t be...he’s so toxic, he’s talking to like 7 other girls right now.... he doesn’t even care about you!
girl1: but he makes me happy! he’s my yellow paint.....

painting the town brown 

Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness

"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."