Paper Cakes

A social media account that follows you first, gets you to follow back, then unfollows you.

@cathavingman: do you follow that account @assShitter?

@bigmoodhaver: nah, I stay away from paper cakes

by BourgeoisballZie August 28, 2018

Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place

Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.

by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021

write your paper

licking words around your pussy

I want to write your paper.

by beezuse August 07, 2017

paper contractor

A person who has passed all the tests and earned a Contractor's license. Yet has never done any hands on work in construction and signs off the paperwork for the work crew.

At first I was a paper contractor. Then I started to work alongside my crew to have a hands on understanding of the finer details of this business.

by Douglas Linleaf September 18, 2022

Paper Alibis

A person who can't leave a toxic relationship and hurt themselves to make their partner love them

James: Have you heard that Tetra is in a Paper Alibis?

John: That's sad.

by 1x2x3x4 White Yo July 09, 2023

Online News paper

Online News Paper published from Riyadh Saudi Arabia

Online News Paper
Online
News Updates

by Suhuf.com.sa December 25, 2011

Paper Snow Shoes

4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport

Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.

by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 04, 2018