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Low Fat Rofl Mayo

More intense rofl, in the same regards that lmfao is more intense than lmao - Low Fat Rofl Mayo is the more intense version of rofl or roflcopter/roflmayonnaise.

Usually used in reflection of a funny event.
Aww that time Alex got hit in the face with the basketball after he tripped I totally Low Fat Rofl Mayo'd.
by LessOffensive February 11, 2010
mugGet the Low Fat Rofl Mayomug.

Blockberry low

when the lowest of the low isn't good enough. actions may include dishonesty, framing, delusion, deception, immaturity, and suing the victim's family.
Person 1: Omg girl wtf did you do

Person 2: well I got exposed for being an asshole so I publicly spread misinformation and ruined their chances of getting into university.

Person 1: girl that’s blockberry low..
by Loossemble4eva January 9, 2024
mugGet the Blockberry lowmug.

Low cock

A cock that hangs low
Say “low cock” to get down the slide. Zane then said “low cock”
by Kennyjuan September 23, 2023
mugGet the Low cockmug.

Low IQ manlet

A mental midget and exceptionally pea-brained manlet. Known for drowning in puddles and shot glasses in addition to requiring emergency rescue after being pinned down under knocked over garden gnomes following unsuccessful mating attempts that the diminutive and deviant little manlet boy shamefully yet amusingly engaged in due to his extensive history of brutal rejections by the universality of womenfolk (as is customary for all manlets), the both mentally and physically stunted low IQ manlet is prone to manlet rage and can often be found locked in mortifying catfights with other low IQ manlets over the last magic height boosting suppository that the silly manlets bought online. Highly susceptible to manlet cope and manlet mathematics, the injudicious low IQ manlet can at times be detected as he stumbles past the manlet pit in your local gym wearing nothing but high heels poorly concealed by bell bottom leggings in a vain attempt at lifting with the manmores for once in his lamentably lowly little life.
Petite sissy manlet: I have finally overcome manletism! I measured myself and I just grew by half a foot! Formidable manmore: Lol, you're still wearing your six inch high heels, you low IQ manlet. Now spare me the hissy fit, stop crying and grow up!
by ManletDepreciator August 26, 2024
mugGet the Low IQ manletmug.

Freak Lows

When you reach such a low point that u needa just walk out fr. Not caring about the consequences, just ghost.
Just take the money n get out bro, freak lows
by PuzzledMj September 22, 2023
mugGet the Freak Lowsmug.

BATTERY LOW

When you're having sex and literally about to nut, but you feel your body giving up failing. A common side effect is the screaming of the words "BATTERY LOW" followed by your partner yelling back "Char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE".
Cayde: Argh fuck BATTERY LOW!
Mara: Don't worry babe! char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE"
Cayde: Let's get this shit
by Silly sausage January 29, 2022
mugGet the BATTERY LOWmug.

F Low

A follower, an individual devoid of original thoughts.
Someone who unquestioningly follows trends and fashions.
Nah mate, he ain't cool. He is f low!
by Fleeb Zarg January 16, 2014
mugGet the F Lowmug.

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