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ninja link

v., to surreptitiously link somebody to another site (especially goatse or tub girl)
"Check this link out!"
"AGH! THAT'S NOT CNN! THAT'S GOATSE! You ninja-linked me!"
"heheh... pwnt."
by inkdrinker April 24, 2003
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ninja penis

1. The penis that a woman never intended letting in but realizes after a drunken night that the penis had made it in. As if the member had sneaked in with the stealth of a ninja.

2. An erection that happens at any moment that surprises a women.
1.She said there was no way they were ever hooking up. He just called form her bed. He's got ninja penis.

2. They were slow dancing and was poked by his ninja penis.
by Jon Lincoln May 1, 2011
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Ninja rain

A mysterious rainstorm that occurs in a ninja-like fashion. You don't hear or see the rain, but you when you go outside you are suprised to find it has apparently rained heavily.

The most impressive ninja rain has been known to occur on cloudless, sunny days-- thus increasing it's mystery.
When I went to my car this afternoon everything was soaked but there was not a cloud in sight.. there must have been some crazy ninja rain!
by MKEtown June 16, 2010
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ninja looter

-A player in an MMORPG who attempts to loot every monster killed in a group as quickly as possible
-zakupilot256
"Dude, we killed 4 Krayt Dragons, but some ninja looter ganked all the drops!"
by Knight of the Hub February 7, 2004
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ginga ninja

Generally a ginger haired, female or male, who actually thinks he or she is a REAL ninja. Or has ninja skills.

However can be an insult to many gingers who agree with the fact "ninja's are cool"

It Means : Stupid Ginger, you could never be a ninja!
Ginger "I think Ninja's are cool, wouldn't mind being one myself actually"
Person 1 "Ha! You Ginga Ninja! Ha Ha Ha!"

Ginger "I am a Ninja! I have ninja skills, ninja powers and a real ninja sword! And a few deathstars, but they are in the post"
Person 2 "Ha Ha! You Think Your a Ninja! You Ginga Ninja!"
by Passion...x June 8, 2007
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Ninja Splatter

1. Diarrhea so bad you can shit through a screen door.
2. When some one pisses you off, and you have ninja training, and that person you are mad at has a screen door on their home...you take your explosive gas/fecal matter and blast it through their screen door; thereby causing the effect of the ninja splatter. This phenomenon occurs mostly in rural areas and trailer parks.
Jimmy cheated on me with my brother, he left his door open, so I hit his screen door with a ninja splatter to let him know I ain't taking it.
by Ninja_Star October 21, 2011
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Conversation Ninja

One makes a single random comment in someone elses conversation, which ends up killing it and making it awkward for everyone else. This is similar to a ninja swiftly killing a target then exiting.
Guy 1: Hey, do you see that really hot chick over there?
Guy 2: Hell yea, Id hit that all night!
Conversation Ninja: I screwed her and gave her herpes *disappears*
Guy 1: Oh... Im gonna go now.
by ThruTheDesertOvrTheFence September 13, 2009
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