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Fat Moos

A grumpy ex girlfriend. The laughingstock of friendgroups and schools alike. All around the worst person to date, cucks so many.
Do you ever feel bad about what we did to fat moos?” “Nah she a fat bitch new jawn better”
by joeykelly1299238 January 12, 2024
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moo-lestation

Everything about this is the same as regular molestation except a fat women’s getting molested so nobody cares
Person #1- “Oh my god! that women’s getting moo-lested”
Crowd of bystanders- “*crickets and silence sounds”
Person #2- “nobody cares about moo-lestation”
by Antwan Guzzels January 12, 2024
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moose extract

a ice cream ingredient that is made by bathing a moose in sugar water
our moose tracks are made from 100% organic moose extract
by anonymous January 13, 2024
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john moose

John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.
Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”
by Moose Menace January 25, 2024
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Moose Knuckle Boys

A group of golf enthusiasts who typically play up north, colder environments. They always make it to West Florida one time a year. The boys of this group win skins, knock pins down, drain 20 footers in their sleep. They drink whiskey with their pinky up.
Ahhhh man, the Moose Knuckle Boys are here. I guess we're playing for 2nd, especially if Don is here.
by Fupasnuggler April 10, 2023
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Moose Tracks

The left over dookie in your ass crack after pooping and not wiping good enough.
Damn Tommy, I ran out of tp while camping. I had moose tracks the whole hike.
by mooosey April 19, 2023
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Moose Jaw Warriors

This team either sucks more ass than you can imagine, or is the best team in the WHL. Similar to my balls, this team is located inside of the jaw of a moose.
Dumbass #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Moose Jaw Warriors game?”

Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”
by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023
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