Mexican Bullfrog 

a sexual act where you are on top of the girl whilst she is in a "frog" position. she jumps around on the floor and you have to see how long you can stay on for.

alex: Hey steve, get ash and jake over here, I totally mexican bullfrogged my girlfriend lastnight lasted about 50 seconds!

Mexican Bullfrog by ash steve jake alex March 5, 2011

Mexican Timebomb 

When a mexican girl reaches a certain age, usually late teens. They often get pregnant and blow up and get fat and round like a bomb.

Damn!! Did you see what happend to silvia?? she blew up like a mexican timebomb!

Mexican Timebomb by westlm75 July 18, 2011

Mexican Cucumber 

When a man takes the fresh, wet grass from the bottom of his lawn mower, wraps his dick with it, then sticks it in a girl's butt.

Mac: What did you do today?

PC: Mowed my lawn, collected the grass, went to the girlfriend's, then finished with a Mexican Cucumber!

Mac: RIGHTEOUS!!!!!!

Mexican Cucumber by Pwnholycows December 7, 2011

mexican bong 

the act of one placing their mouth snugly around anothers anus as while deeply inhaling an unforgiving blast of tastey flatulence

"susie was being a total bitch so i forced her to take a rip off of the mexican bong."
"oh gregory, i love sucking on your ass and breathing in your delicious bodily pollution."

mexican bong by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004

Mexican AIDS 

Another word to use inplace of Swine flu.

"Shit man, don't go near Jose or he might give you Mexican AIDS!"

Mexican AIDS by ElGenki April 27, 2009

Mexican Chair Swinger 

The act of sitting on a chair covered in male ejaculatory excretions while chair is being hoisted up and down rythmicly (like the jewish barmitzvah tradition. It started by accident in mexico by the great philosopher Julioandro Sanchez (also accredited for the creation of the dirty sanchez).

Guy 1: Hey I just blew a huge load on that chair

Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger

Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.

Mexican Chair Swinger by eeeeeeee-10 April 27, 2009

Mexican Mud Jerk 

When a female drops a watery brown bath on your man package then proceeds to use the fecal stew as a lubricant for hand jobs galore.

We had no lotion so my friends mom showed me the true wonders of a Mexican Mud Jerk.

Mexican Mud Jerk by Judd Appatow May 3, 2009