hobie Jefferied

The act of getting fucked over by someone and it ruins your whole day.

Damn Janice, my day was going so well, then I got hobie jefferied by that jerk paul

by IVIerriam-Webster November 3, 2023

Port Jeff Handshake

Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit

"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)

by That One Nerd From School January 12, 2024

Justin Jefferson

He can get every hour of the day, he js so fine and he can fuck me all day long`

Justin Jefferson can fuck me all the time

by ilovejjetas November 25, 2023

Asian jeff

200 full box dead

Im gonna asian jeff all over this guy

by Asian Jeff100 February 21, 2024

A JeffH

The act of finding an extremly attractive individual of the same sex and feining attraction to them but in rality being an extremely gay closeted man.

David is such a JeffH

by SquishFish085 May 22, 2024

josh jeffery

when u finger a girls bumhole and belly button at the same time

MAN: hey babe can i josh jeffery you? been wanting to try that out recently
GIRL: oh ofc im down to try things

by mufflover177 June 4, 2024

Thomas Jeffery

Is an 18 year old racist nonce who likes to face fuck little boys on tuesday evenings. Hes a heavily religious church boy who had his cherry popped by a big black man in the church bathroom (by choice). he now fingers his own ass whilst jelqing to videos of babies being circumsised.

I Thomas Jeffery'd your mum

by Ciara Reed February 26, 2025