Swamp Donkey 

Latin: (Swampus-Donkus)

Swamp Donkey:

A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.

Can be found chain smoking and stuffing food in her mouth in between drags. Last one spooted in Hudson WI

I was driving my mom to get some more chew tobacco, when I Swamp Donkey ran out in fron of me and totaled my car!

Swamp Donkey by The m00z January 11, 2006

blue donkey 

A sexual act where a partner tightly ties a string around the man's ball sack, hits it with a 2x4, brays loudly, and then walks away.

When Tina secretly found out that her boyfriend cheated on her, she tied him to the bed promising an amazing experience - but instead gave him a blue donkey.

blue donkey by Tdogggydogg January 20, 2017

smacking the donkey 

When you smack someones butt .

A donkey is also refered to as an ass .
So if your smacking the donkey your smacking the ass .

Two guys are talking .

GUY 1: Yeah dudee I was with her last night.
GUY 2: You were totally smacking the donkey weren't you?

smacking the donkey by ThatCoolKid. December 26, 2010

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th 

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field

Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th by IATEASHART June 2, 2023

happy donkey 

happy donkey is code for gay ass. Used as a disguised insult, happy donkey derives from:
Happy = Gay
Donkey = Ass

lou : *trips*
kaiya : you're such a happy donkey
ali : hahahahaha i get it!

happy donkey by Ayiak January 2, 2008

Shower Donkey 

When you are done with a serious workout (basketball, lifting, etc...) and you are about to take a shower, you pull down your drawers to find what your penis has become a dark, moist, smelly chode resembling the aroma of a donkey's dick

Brad: Hey Bill, nice game dogg, you hittin' up the showers or what?
Bill: No man, I'm gonna wait till Andrew's done. He had the worst Shower Donkey the other day I almost threw up on my towel... Give it like 10 minutes
Brad: Aight good call. thanks

Shower Donkey by The Great Mustafa September 5, 2010

its on like donkey kong

Used to describe it's on and time to party big time.

Originated by Robert Mori of San Francisco, California 1980's.

Rob would close down his Arcade for the night he would grab a Colt 45 Tall Can slam it and scream its on like Donkey Kong. He would then proceed to go out and get wasted and try to get laid.

its on like donkey kong by Lisa P May 28, 2006