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crotch beader

someone who decorates their pubes with beads
“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”
by Deric Shwilborn June 17, 2024
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horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight
Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!
by unknown600000 July 1, 2024
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horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight
Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!
by unknown600000 July 1, 2024
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lighting crotch

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men
That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show
by Witch rider July 1, 2024
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lighting crotch

Burning sensation in and around the Va jay jay of the female specimen from having a pure and evil disposition towards men
That bitch got what she deserved when she started her “ woman first “ ranting, lighting crotch is a wild fire that burns for days! Her slunk meat is cooked fo show
by Witch rider July 1, 2024
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wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.
She plays a mean wet crotch defense.
by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024
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crotch hockey

person 1: hey girl do you want to play some crotch hockey
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about

person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure
by phennotven January 17, 2023
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