Crack Monkey

A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.

Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.

by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019

Wiki-crack

The term used to define hours spent browsing through links from one page to the next on Wikipedia. Lifetimes are spent this way.

What's Tom been doing the last few hours? Oh, he's been on Wiki-crack, can't get him off it.

by rmcc128 January 14, 2011

Crack Star

Cross between a Crack Whore and a Porn Star

you're a crack star

when i grow up i want to be a crack star

by Kayleigh and Chris @ Poo ltd May 02, 2011

wit crack

Spell for laughter. (command)

"Who the fuck fuck fuck do you want want want want!?!" Such is an example of wit crack.

by phili 000 February 09, 2010

crack napkin

adj. A person that far exceeds being a normal asshole.

John is not just an asshole, he is a Crack Napkin

by acglow February 11, 2014

Nut cracking

the pair of circular objects between the legs being slammed, jagged, slaughtered, bruised and mistreated by a crazy somewhat ratchet female

"That hoe nut cracking the shit out his....dayuuum"

by Kayla young February 05, 2014

Cracking Out

Cracking or Cracking Out is a term used to say someone is a crackhead or that they are on some crackhead shit.

“Why you Cracking so much?”
“Yo, I was Cracking Out hella!”

by ChrispyChip January 24, 2020