Chris Allened

3-5 men: with a dildo in bed, the first to insert it into his ass without hands wins.

I Chris Allened the fastest.

by TM Bill August 28, 2022

Chris Brown

a man who BEATS women!

Oh NO!!! Chris Brown hit his wife...

by StickyNastyCheese December 6, 2019

Chris Lamb

An individual of superior being and lover of all things curry based, loves a burst of shoe army at anytime of day, rumour has it this being is the arch nemesis of the viral sensation that is the Wealdstone Raider, referred to by many of the locals as the Sixfields Raider due to his love of Northampton FC

Also rumoured to have the bowels of satan, often relating to his diet mainly consisting of ‘extremely hot fucking curries’ causing him to have curry slurry in a hurry!

Chris Lamb is a fucking legend

by Aldi5bagsfor£40 October 1, 2023

Pulling a Chris

The act of promising to do something only to take a shit, masturbate then fall asleep and not do what was promised.

Man, I was gonna get on discord but I was pulling a Chris and didn't.

by Hawtsloppytoppy March 21, 2021

chris lease

fucking retarded

man chris lease is such a dumb fucking moron, retard, aspie, autistic kid

by goeber May 23, 2019

Chris W.

A guy who is a certified Bruh Moment.

“That guy is oop.”

“Yeah, he’s a Chris W.”

by That bruh moment June 10, 2019

Chris Davis

Swag.

What does Chris Davis have? Swag. Period, end of discussion.

by McNuggets277 January 5, 2021