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Chicken Shit

When one trusts thy fart too much and a little bit of poop squirts out. Similar to spouts.
Natalia: Oh jeez do you smell that??
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate had another chicken shit and pulled a stink-eyed hippo.
Natalia: Why does she always have the spouts?!?!?!
by dan_gleewang January 11, 2021
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Chicken Nuget

Chicken nugets are the bast thing in the world. If you have a chicken nuget in your life you will be happy. Chicken nugets are the bomb so... GET ONE RIGHT NOW. burn raw soggy crispy too they are all amazing
RCN-Look its a Chicken nuget
BCN-Ohh I want a soggy one!
by asdfghjkl;pogfdeswerty February 10, 2020
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chicken scramble

And event that occurs annual at the Garfield County Fair in Washington State in which three chickens are released into a field of elementary-age children. The object of the event is to be the first kid to grab a chicken and bring it back to the judges. There are prizes for first second and third place, usually in the form of Sacajawea gold dollars.
You have never lived until you have seen first graders chasing chickens at the chicken scramble.
by almonds1934 June 10, 2012
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Emotional Chicken

Exerting dominance over someone with a bluff during a conversation, at which point the counterpart to the verbal exchange also bluffs. The bluffs generally multiply exponentially as intensity of conversation escalates. Whoever backs down first loses and the fictitious consequences dissolve.
Per 1 - “We need to be at the airport by 4 o’clock, my sister gets home from work at 3:15 and she can drive us. Which helps tremendously because she is watching the dogs for us while we are away.”

Per 2 - “Ok, we have to arrive at your sisters house by 3 for this to work. Will you definitely be ready to leave our house at 1:30 tomorrow?”

Per 1 - “YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M JUST GONNA TEXT MY SISTER AND TELL HER THAT WE ARE HIRING A CAR SERVICE INSTEAD!!!”

Per 2 - “FINE!!”

Per 1 - ...picks up cell phone and starts “texting sister”

Per 2 - “Maybe I’ll just cancel the flight and we’ll just stay home!”

Per 1 - “Maybe I’ll just move out!!”

Per 2 - “Oh yeah, maybe I’ll file for divorce!”

Per 1 - “Maybe you will”

Per 2 - “Don’t text your sister, I’m sure you’ll be ready to leave on time.”

Per 1 - “ok, love you”

Per 2 - “love you too

Per 1 - “another successful round of emotional chicken wings by yours truly!”
by Bill Shakesbeer October 13, 2021
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chicken wing

it's a forkin chicken wing 🍗
"chicken wing chicken wing hot dog and bologna chicken and macaroni chillin with my homies😎
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Dead Chicken

When a chicken is no longer living, it is dead. I hope your chicken is dead

I have no life
CHOP,
Billy: Jenny, the chicken is dead along with our father
Jenny: That chicken is very dead... WOW
Billy: Ya that chicken is dead and is no longer living so it is a Dead Chicken
by LovedemCHICKENS May 29, 2019
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chicken baster

A gay term for a man who likes to cum on or in a younger gay male chicken or twink. Similar to chicken hawk.
Bill fucked 4 twinks this week. He's a real chicken baster.
by Papabearak January 11, 2008
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