Getting crotched

When two people go into the scissoring position fully clothed and rub, commonly used in Utah among Mormons

Last night I was getting crotched by that floozie

by dangerdan29 December 29, 2023

crotch socket

Disgusting, Greasy, unwanted person

Dave: I slept with your sister last night

Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket

by Crotch socket liz September 9, 2020

crotch gizzard

A slang term for a very large vagina/labia.

No camel toe on her. She had a crotch gizzard the size of a baseball!

by Plashdog August 5, 2014

Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.

1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."

by phroot February 3, 2014

Crotch-mongrel

A child that is extremely whiny, annoying, or generally ill-behaved.

I can't believe they let that crotch-mongrel climb all over the tables at the restaurant!

by Crannet March 12, 2019

hand-over-crotch

In stark contrast to the old saying "head-over-heels", it's when you fall lustfully for someone at first sight.

Shanice wore her blouse open at work yesterday and totally had me hand-over-crotch. Had to crank one out in the bathroom during break

by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024

Crotch Thermometer

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.

My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better

by Ghetto-Jedi February 20, 2009