block bender

A girl who sleeps around and so doing turns all the men in the neighborhood against each other.

Shorty got those boys who used to be partners shooting at each other. She’s a little block bender.

by Arsonist November 5, 2020

Croc-block

To hinder the ability of a friend or associate to engage romantically with strangers by wearing the unfashionably foam shoes called "Crocs," thereby conferring the aura of a friend-of-Croc-wearers to said friend or associate.

Noun form is a "Croc-blocker;" One who Croc-blocks others.

Also see: Cock-blocking,

Friend 1: "Damn man, Brett has really got to stop wearing Crocs... I can't pickup any chicks around him."

Friend 2: "Yea man that stinks, he is totally Croc-Blocking you"

by Taytayshenaynay January 12, 2021

anal block

When someone is in jail and drops the soap so they bend over to pick it up. When they get a Dick in their ass they simply shit to avoid the anal rape.

Your in jail and need to take a shit hold it in for if/when you get anal raped so you can anal block the rape.

by NakedHelper January 12, 2014

Cross-block

Describes a cock block happening on a non-Christian who makes advances on a staunch Christian.

Jim has been trying to ask Clara out, but he got cross-blocked as she only dates friends from her church!

by axalara June 21, 2016

Hot-blocked

The blocking of your view of someone hot by someone not so hot.

I was enjoying staring at this '10' when a '3' with a mole on its face totally hot-blocked me. By the time the 3 had waddled away the 10 had gone. What a waste.

by ben June 9, 2017

Wing Blocked

An act of sabotage perpetrated by one's own wing man when a situation does not benefit said wing man.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Ted last night? He tried picking up on some foreign girls but his attempt was cut short after his wing man was rejected by them and subsequently decided to bail, he totally was wing blocked. So sad.

by catsarefromgardena December 10, 2009

doc block

when a doctor wants to keep you from going outside their financial (i mean "medical") group.

I went to get a second opinion on my illness, but I was doc blocked when my primary care notified my insurance.

by Felonious Drunk July 28, 2011