When a friend of yours eagerly brags about how some girl he's talking to agrees to blow him. Curious you ask to see what she looks like, and to your horror she's the most ugliest bitch you've ever seen. Despite your attempts to convince him she's ugly, he insists shes pretty hot. Later when he meets up to get blowed, he soon finds out you were right all along, and she is an ugly piece of shit. He was blinded by the BJ.
Your friend: Yo dude this chick I'm talking to said shed blow me man!
You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!
You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!
Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!
You: alright.. Whatever you say...
Later
Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was
fucking disgusting!?
You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!
You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!
Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!
You: alright.. Whatever you say...
Later
Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was
fucking disgusting!?
You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
by RyGuyW September 23, 2011
Get the Blinded by the BJ mug.You ring your boss in the morning, explaining that you will not be into work that day as you are suffering from 'anal blindness'
"What's that?" replies the boss,
"Simple, I cant see myself getting my arse out of bed today."
"What's that?" replies the boss,
"Simple, I cant see myself getting my arse out of bed today."
by Hill Wanderer April 15, 2008
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Noun: When you buy a watermelon, with plans to eat it later that week, put ii in the back of your fridge, and not "see" it until several months later when it's dried up and/or rotten, and you have to pitch it. This could also be called watermelon amnesia.
Tina: Whatever happened to that watermelon you bought five months ago?
Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.
Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.
Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
by Creepytastik September 4, 2011
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2. used to beat anyone who wears a pastel.
3. oft-toted by Winnie the Pooh.
2. used to beat anyone who wears a pastel.
3. oft-toted by Winnie the Pooh.
Ed:"If I had both, I could put my kindle in my bindle.
And when I wanted to read a book I would take my kindle out of my bindle, set my bindle on the ground and read my kindle."
Kelly: "But you forgot about your burning passion for thread spinning! So you'd get your spindle from the bindle and proceed to listen to your kindle."
And when I wanted to read a book I would take my kindle out of my bindle, set my bindle on the ground and read my kindle."
Kelly: "But you forgot about your burning passion for thread spinning! So you'd get your spindle from the bindle and proceed to listen to your kindle."
by HappyBirthdayEd November 30, 2010
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Get the blindy mug.with a girl laying on her back, the guy puts his balls on her eyes, and positions his asshole above her mouth. the girl then inserts a straw into the mans ass, and sucks out a plethora of creamy liquid shit.
dude, sheila was craving nourishment last night, so i hooked her up with 3 blindfolded chocolate milkshakes.
by the BREWAAAAAAH August 24, 2008
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