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irish nut

When you are having oral sex being performed from a woman, then out of nowhere you squeeze green food coloring Down here throat and tell her something shocking that she gags while you say luck of the Irish.
Man Melvin is such a bitch, always giving me Irish nuts all the time, we can’t even have a normal conversation anymore.
by Snubbish December 9, 2017
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Irish wank

You have a wank in to a potato while screaming your sister name
Hey bro I had a irish wank last night
by Seven47 September 7, 2022
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Irish-American

Anyone who drinks beer North of Mexico or South of Canada.
This Irish-American is hammered, just like the rest of us.
by SomeDude2001 February 23, 2022
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Irish Sling shot

Where the male partner pulls his cock back while hard and lets it go and makes it slap on the females face
Hey mariah i’m gonna give u an irish sling shot
by TylovesPuh October 12, 2025
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Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
by 27DMac July 18, 2019
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Irish Hello

A hasty arrival to a gathering made without previously confirming attendance or without invite with the intent to be cheeky or a rabble rouser. An Irish Hello is most common among groups of friends and old man sports clubs where competition and camaraderie are most valued.
Joe pulled an Irish Hello at happy hour wearing a beard and telling soccer jokes. The entire group was flabbergasted.
by OldManSportsClub January 24, 2025
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Irish Jitters

When you vape too much while drunk and start to shake
I blew a vape cloud so large, I got the Irish Jitters.
by Albatraze May 23, 2021
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