alabama launch pad

When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.

"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"

by Yeppypappy July 6, 2023

alabama baseball

When everything you have tried is all fucked up and nothing is working out for you at all or if somebody doesn't notice what your doing for them.

Man quit playing alabama baseball for a while (your trying to hard) and think about it before you try again, then you might actually think of something that will wiñ the ball game. If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Not everybody learns the same way.

by Reallee March 16, 2024

Alabama Roundabout

A sex position where a person is penetrated from behind, and they reach around to finger the person penetrating them. The two are often related

"Did you hear about the party last night?"
'Yeah man, I was so drunk I did an Alabama roundabout!'

by Mabelgirl May 27, 2020

Alabama Candy Apple

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.

A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!

by Drankenstien January 22, 2025

Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. Step one, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step two, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step three, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, bound them to the seat of the bus and leave them until morning.

This Danm bus driver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver. That outta show her.

by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025

alabama drift

When you're having coitus with your sister and swap to finish in your mother

I was banging my sister but she didnt want to get pregnant so i pulled an alabama drift to finish in my mom

by The Garlic Knight June 3, 2022

Alabama Nut Stand

One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.

Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.

by anonymous November 10, 2020