a great and funny guy hes really athletic and has a nice personality really tall smart and kind really weird in a good way has lots of friends will beat you up if you mess with them fast runner has a nice body has good clothes
by ggsquade March 13, 2017
The eshay of eshays
You simply cannot find a bigger lad than this guy, he seriously is the world's biggest eshay and he knows it too.
You simply cannot find a bigger lad than this guy, he seriously is the world's biggest eshay and he knows it too.
by dickodavid November 24, 2021
me:do you want to have sex
(girl in front of Dylan about to say yes)
Dylan :yes i do,don't use a condom
(the very next second i killed myself)
(girl in front of Dylan about to say yes)
Dylan :yes i do,don't use a condom
(the very next second i killed myself)
by holy fuck i just ate pussy January 09, 2020
Dylan is indubitably handsome, though he can never know for certain because of how ignorant he is. Statistically speaking, Dylan's cock is above average in girth and length. Dylan is incredibly majestic and mysterious. Aliens come to visit him just to try and figure him out. He knows too many jokes for his own good. His wisdom is mindboggling. He can fight too! Disclaimer: He has ladies so get in line, sorry not sorry. A Dylan didn't write this definition either. Hehe.
Lady#1 Is that the Dylan? Is it really? Or is my life a lie?
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.
by Glitterinthebong September 29, 2022
Has the biggest penis he fucks your mom he get any girls pussy and he is a sex god every one wants to get fuck by him his huge dick Is long is called the banger
Dylan has a huge penis
Dylan’s are typically great guys who definitely pack some extra hog. They’re funny and make for great company, but sometimes they’re stubborn and golf shitty courses 100s of miles from anything convenient. They’re also pretty bad at knockout city but with a little more practice they’ll one day be as good as people named Jake.
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by LargePenisLover March 01, 2020