Dylan

The biggest loser in the world. has a small penis and doesn’t know how to get a girl a after you the doesn’t look like a horse.

Damn dude dylans new girl looks like a horse he really downgraded

by bigbenisboiiii March 9, 2020

Dylan

Always the problem in video games. He blames everyone that he is the problem when he is the problem.

Dylan is the problem in video games.

by NayNayYEET March 12, 2020

Dylan

Literal definition of annoying. They think so highly of themselves and the only thing that matters is their grades. They suck at flirting which is partly the reason that they don't have a girlfriend. They have no social life. Like literally NOTHING. They want to go to Harvard or Princeton and be the school's valedictorian. Big dreams for such a pathetic person.

Person 1: I heard that Dylan's trying to shoot his shot with Grace.
Person 2: That's pathetic.
Person 3: I know right, I wanna film his ass getting rejected.

Person 4: This is gonna go viral!

by an average girl March 16, 2020

Dylan

Someone who is needed in everyone's life

I need a Dylan in my life

by DT1998RSCA June 4, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is that blue eyed blonde headed kid. He loves his family and his family loves him too, especially his sisters. He knows that 2 wrongs don’t make a right and he owns up to that. You want to be around him because of his personality, he is loving, sweet, smart, and respectful. No girl can resist him. Every morning he wakes up an inch taller, a fact smarter, and his heart a little bit bigger.

Everybody loves a Dylan

by Emma Losee June 7, 2020

Dylan

The name that is also used as a adjective. There's no such thing that could describe a Dylan, he's cluless, different, can be cool and also a jerk. Dylan can be anything, but it will be always loved by everyone. Dylan is a pure entertainer.

"What that guy is doing?"
"Oh, that's Dylan."
"Oh my god, Dylan!"

by magusduckdylan June 11, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is a fucking legend. He cares bout evryone but most importantly his girlfriend Megan and his mates as well as his family. He will ride out for any of his family that needs him and also enjoys music more specifically UK Drill. He is on a leash with his girlfriend but he loves her and doesn’t mind spending time with her at all (sorry babe 😂🤣). Hates school but he knows it necessary and he loves sport. An overall fucking GOAtT true g lad

Dylan is a boss

Dylan was with his boys

Dylan said he loves his girlfriend

by ivegotscratches100 June 13, 2020