Woman

Something that you will never get.

Sam: Damn, I want a woman...

Jack: Why? Slut.

Sam: Stfu I'm not. I just want someone to jerk me off

Jack: exactly what a slut is.

Sam: FINE.

by The Beatles' bigger than Jesus April 27, 2024

woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.

My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.

by funtobewith April 21, 2010

Woman

They are like refrigerators they get a lot of meat put in them

I like my woman

by Your every day guy March 28, 2023

Rat Woman Yuri Ambassador

(Noun) A Rat Woman Yuri Ambassador is someone who is a lesbian and is responsible for updating and recording Rat Woman Yuri Law. A Rat Woman Yuri Ambassador's most valued treasure is the Rat Women in their life.

"Finally, I've become the Rat Woman Yuri Ambassador. I am going to write so much lesbian fanfic."

by bugcake January 4, 2025

Woman

Something anyone who watches anime all day will never date. For example ME.

I want that Woman, too bad I am a Weeb.

by HornyDouchebag January 24, 2022

woman in the middle

Female seeing 2, or more men. Plays the men against each other all for the vanity of the woman.

She couldn't get what she wanted from him, man #1, so she played the woman in the middle and went and saw her other partner, man #2, for her needs, that man#1 couldn't or didn't give her. And in the process, eluded her disappointment to man #1 in hopes of raising her importance

by anonymous March 30, 2021

Editor Woman 2.0

Editor Woman 2.0 is basically another word for "unfunny".

"Look out, we got an Editor Woman 2.0 here."

by editor man 2.0 June 16, 2021