“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”
by cosmicdreams August 10, 2022
Get the laundry woodmug. A albino nigga who's the #1 pimp daddy and love's weed :D , he's chyll as fuck and i suggest not to piss him off or this mutha fucka will crsipy your ass HOE'S BEWARE THIS PLAYA IS SQUARE!!! :p
He totally just " jeda wooded" that girl , what an ass hole , yeah he likes A" CUPS ... or did anyway
by #1HOEBITCH !!!! April 30, 2012
Get the Jeda Woodmug. by MrAstronaut17 June 5, 2024
Get the Eco-friendly wood veneermug. The coolest and hottest person there is with a knee knocking cock, whom gets all the bitches, some say he is him. He is the one who knocks, not with his hands but his cock.
by GesusWithA"G" November 8, 2023
Get the Aiden Volk Woodmug. by Good b0ye January 21, 2022
Get the Drive into the woodsmug. by SkurtSkurtbish June 5, 2023
Get the Hood Woodmug. The other example was wrong so I fixed it.
" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
" How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? " "Well my friend, a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
by sgt.failure July 28, 2021
Get the How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?mug.