(verb to be) inventing excuses
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma February 18, 2013
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(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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Triple L

Low Life Loser
The type of person whose fucked in the head and has very little life outside of their partners or drugs. Offend an attention whore.
Bro 1: man my girlfriend broke up with me then tried to kill herself cuz of it.
Bro 2: man you gotta leave that Triple L
by LorFallenHope September 14, 2022
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Triple L

Shit dude we in a hurry. We bout to do a Triple L. We gonna load the pipe, light it and then leave.
by TKLynn October 15, 2020
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Triple L

The phrase to express "Live, Laugh, Love". Also known as "triple L" or "L" cubed.
We need some more Triple L up in here.
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triple screaming eagle

A sexual act in which there are three women sprawled out on the floor in a "Y" formation. There are five guys per girl; one underneath with his penis in the anus, one above with his penis in the mouth, one below with his penis in the vagina, and two on either side getting handjobs. Each man beside a woman is getting a double handjob from both women on his left and right. While the man above and below are high fiving. Super American.
Tom: Man, I'm so glad that we performed a triple screaming eagle instead of just a screaming eagle last night!
Matt: Betty, Bess, and Candy sure aren't!
by The Golden Coastie October 29, 2017
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Triple Dip

During oral sex, you take in the penis and both balls.
Step 1: Open your mouth.
Step 2: Put a dick in your mouth.
Step 3: Put the balls in your mouth.
And that's the way you do it. Triple dip. Triple dip, babe.
by Novaxixix April 15, 2020
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