Chris George

The man, the myth, the Columbian Pussy Hound! Chris is a loyal friend with tons of integrity who goes above and beyond for people. When he's not busy being the Big Columbo, he can be found in awkward sexual encounters. If cornered, he can wind up saying "fuck it," running out naked, and shaking his junk in front of his current flavors friend. He's been known to go on dates where the table next to him, that he may or may not personally know, is talking about necrophilia. If you find yourself on a date with Chris, whatever you do, make sure you eat the lobster roll that you ordered!

He took her out to eat and she ordered a lobster roll but didn't eat it! That's such a Chris George thing to happen!

by anonymous February 14, 2022

Chris Doherty

A cool dad

“Omg your dad is such a Chris Doherty!”
“What does that mean?”

“Your dad is like super cool!”

by Swaggeez December 13, 2021

walmart chris

When a woman leaves a man of good quality and replaces him with a man of lesser quality, the latter is henceforth referred to most derogatorily as "Walmart Chris".

Carrie's new boyfriend is just a Walmart Chris.

by Elaine Dalton May 2, 2018

Chris AND Hani

Faggots

Look at those Chris and Hani's fucking eachother in the ass like a bunch of gays

by tickleme_anthrax May 4, 2017

Chris Montell

The top high school football quarterback in the midwestern United States. Every freshman girl loves him almost as much as he loves them. He did not say the N-word, that was a girl’s last name. he is a misunderstood king and he throws ragers during the football season. He is going D1 for University of Kentucky and will also be playing at numerous schools throughout the country simply because talent like this has never been seen before.

Chris Montell is a lovely man.

by playboicarti’s ass eater November 22, 2021

Chris Tye

An absolute and utter nonce. Takes pride in being a creepy, unwanted and annoying arsehole. Will try and steal your girlfriend and/or boyfriend given the opportunity, so keep your loved ones close, for your own sake.

Hey look there's Chris tye!
Oh shit be careful he might steal your kids!

by Racistpug November 20, 2019

chris burrell

Chris is the best ginger around. They prioritize catching up on the technoblade streams, and then trying the new strats with his friends. if you ever want to go incognito, get a chris to help you. always make sure Chris writes down his passwords, because he’ll say “at least you still have your account” in a low grumble even after your death.

“Wow, I wish my boyfriend was Chris Burrell!”

“I know right! Gingers are so cool!”

by kristinaisswag July 6, 2021