joke

A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny
punchline.

"She was in a good mood to tell jokes"

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Iad Joke

A joke that was fucking lame as hell and not funny whatsoever. A joke that makes people laugh at the person that said the joke and clown them instead of laughing at the joke instead.

“Ima hit you wit the 1 2 Combo”

“That shit was a iad joke”

by #1iadglazer November 29, 2023

Imap Joke

Spell the word out and you will find well I am a pee (you will get it)

John spell Imap
okay I am a pee.
Actually, I regret saying The Imap joke.

by SandwhichKing1016 November 29, 2023

utility knock-knock joke

Any of several well-known "door-tap pun" verbal exchanges which involve either an offer ("Howard", "Tijuana", etc.) or a request ("Woodrow", "Kudu", etc.) by da speaker to da listener; often, said query is proffered in said manner in an effort to lighten da mood and add a little humor to said proposal, in order to hopefully take some of da sting outta da expressed idea, which might involve less-than-desirable aspects such as difficult/yucky/tedious labor, significant changes in habits/lifestyle such as being more active and/or giving up "comfort" foods, etc.

A lot of da utility knock-knock joke selections are somewhat "interchangeable" as far as their "request" or "offer" status --- i.e., a word dat's mostly intended for proposing an assistive/generosity action by da speaker to da listener (such as "Howard you like me to _?", or "Tijnana do/have _?") can also be used by da speaker for asking for assistance/charity from da listener (such as, "Howard you feel about doing _?", or "Tijuana volunteer to _?"). Or by da same token, a gigglingly-uttered conversing dat uses a word which is usually reserved for giving-of-time/resources appeals can also be used by da speaker to extend an offer of help to da listener, such as, "Woodrow like me to _?", or "Kudu let me help you out by _?"

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

joking aroundabout

Making verbal humor regarding traffic circles.

Safely traversing a rotary is no laughing matter! One should not be "joking aroundabout it" when navigating said dangerous asphalt loop --- total seriousness and concentration are in order there!

by QuacksO May 8, 2023

joke-a-verse

A verse of poetry that pokes fun a someone or something.

The emcee recited a joke-a-verse at the dinner that roasted the comic celebrity.

by Circus Room June 2, 2012

Joke

Funny unless you’re on the butt end. Then it’s not a good time.

Jeff: Wanna hear a joke?
Joe: No.

by it’s ya boi MinecraftPlayz January 31, 2019