turtle choking

to define someone who masturbates extremely slow, but at the same time, is picturing his mom naked.

1: Hey Andrew, while i was spying on you last night, i saw you turtle chokingt!

1:Man...i am sooo tired from turtle choking, i almost popped a testi.

by ryan-the master of the universe May 2, 2006

turtle fuck

a pancake that is being used for masturbation.

damn hand me that turtle fuck

by Georgia Brott December 9, 2007

Turtle

The most beautiful, smart, caring, amazing, talented, sexy, intelligent, funny, interesting, woman in the whole wide world. She's the girl every dude describes when imagining their dream girl and the girl every man describes when imagining their wildest fantasy. She is a best friend, the hommie, and always there when you need her. She is the life of the party and has a smile that turns the worst day around.

If turtle ever gave me a chance to be a part of her world it would make all of my dreams come true. She is all that and a lifetime supply of chips.

by Boo Cakes October 21, 2008

Turtleneck

An uncircumsized penis.

She took one look at his turtleneck and screamed.

by John E. November 12, 2002

Turtle Face

Turtle Face is a mean, cold-hearted, black haired witch who looks unmistakably identical to a turtle. Their hobbies include systematically dissembling beautiful peoples egos as an attempt to remove the curse placed upon them by an enchanted turtle.

"Dude, that girl totally dissed your impeccable, irresistible face! What's with that?"

"She must be a Turtle Face"

by Sexy Mushroom Face December 4, 2011

Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise

A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.

Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!

by Osama llama March 15, 2010

Turtle Steppin'

To drive or walk around in a very slow manner, much like turtles do.

"damn boi you be turtle steppin' up in herre, dat grandmammy in her walker just passed us!"

by Liz and Asia June 4, 2007