Josh

Typically the baddest, best looking mother fuckers on the planet. To know a Josh is to know wisdom. To know a Josh is to know humour. To know a Josh is to know sexual prowess. Josh’s can be found all over the world and have a reputation for being charming, kind, witty, and hopelessly romantic. Josh’s are know for rescuing damsel’s in distress and volunteering their time at animal shelters and old folks homes. However, despite their appealing demeanour and calm attitude, Josh’s have the mental fortitude of a Navy Seal, the strength of a full grown silverback Gorilla, and the loyalty of a wolf. I’m other words, so not mess with a Josh.

Did you know the World’s Most Interesting Man’s first name is Josh?

by Polaris07 November 22, 2021

Josh

Being kicked out/off an account you carried

you should be nicer to me before you get joshed!

calm down friend, or they might josh you

by 69youwillneverknowwhoitis69 April 16, 2021

josh russel

Josh Russel is they most posh person you will ever meet

Josh Russel answer me I beg your pardon

by Happy cimbo November 5, 2020

Josh

The most autistic person ever he will try to beat your meat and suck your penis but it’s not bad so you will enjoy it

Josh is good at sucking dick

by fuckingnigger69696969 February 14, 2020

Josh****

A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.

“Who should take his girlfriend out for ice cream soon?”
“Josh****.

by Awesome.22 August 19, 2018

Josh

Josh is the type of guy that leaves you wanting him so bad, it's hard to Cope with. He is the smartest, strongest, sexiest, finest, hottest guy on the planet. He is always there for you if you need him, and he never lets you down. He believes that a man is only as good as his word and he lives by that everyday. He doesn't lie, and he won't make time for people that do. He is a hard worker, and is always working on something. He doesn't wait for things to happen, he goes out and makes things happen. If you do him or someone he cares about wrong, he will smash you out with no hesitation. He always takes control of any situation and finds a way to solve any issues or problems. He is loyal, and honest, and kind, and generous. If there ever was a real life super hero, it would be Josh.

Person-1 Who was that dreamy guy you were talking to?

Person-2 Oh, you mean the guy that's so amazing, he leaves you wanting him so bad, that it's hard to Cope?

Person-2 That's Josh.

by Dreamy ☺️ October 27, 2023

Joshing

To bitch/complain relentlessly.

My coworker is always joshing.

by anonymous January 17, 2023