chris parker

A man you meet in a social setting that is so charming you take home have sex with then get pregnant. When you go to find him to tell him, you find out there is no Chris Parker and you were fooled.

I met Chris Parker last night and he is amazing. He's going to call me so we can go out again.

by ChrisParker March 9, 2022

Chris Davis

Swag.

What does Chris Davis have? Swag. Period, end of discussion.

by McNuggets277 January 5, 2021

Chris Allened

3-5 men: with a dildo in bed, the first to insert it into his ass without hands wins.

I Chris Allened the fastest.

by TM Bill August 28, 2022

Chris AND Hani

Faggots

Look at those Chris and Hani's fucking eachother in the ass like a bunch of gays

by tickleme_anthrax May 4, 2017

Chris Montell

The top high school football quarterback in the midwestern United States. Every freshman girl loves him almost as much as he loves them. He did not say the N-word, that was a girl’s last name. he is a misunderstood king and he throws ragers during the football season. He is going D1 for University of Kentucky and will also be playing at numerous schools throughout the country simply because talent like this has never been seen before.

Chris Montell is a lovely man.

by playboicarti’s ass eater November 22, 2021

Chris Jr

A child born form the balls of an Albanian shot putter who which at birth could pistol squat 995kg and bench 700kg whilst doing mathematic equations only Einstein could work out

I’m taking Chris Jr to Sushimania

by joshphelps24 November 3, 2021

Chris brown

Formaly known as Chris breezy, The closest to even touch micheal jackson best r and b artist in our generation . The greatest of all time. He's a living legend.. we love you chris brown

hey have you herd Chris brown's new music

yes its fire as hell
chris brown never dissapoints

by lovely tete January 28, 2022