lizzy

lizzy is an egg who throws shot put 4,42m

youre such an egg. youre such a fat smelly lizzy

by joshphelps24 August 11, 2022

Chris Jr

A child born form the balls of an Albanian shot putter who which at birth could pistol squat 995kg and bench 700kg whilst doing mathematic equations only Einstein could work out

I’m taking Chris Jr to Sushimania

by joshphelps24 November 03, 2021

Durmish

to impale someone with the mighty shaft of Albania whilst rotating at 478mph whilst throwing shot put

I'm about to durmish that old lady slag

by joshphelps24 August 11, 2022