Sex.
Bro1: DUDE I'M GONNA BE SMASHING LEATHER TONIGHT, BRUH!
Civilized non-Bro friend: You.....you need to find a younger chick, fam
Civilized non-Bro friend: You.....you need to find a younger chick, fam
by The Golbez May 23, 2018
What is an ultra smash? Is it a move in the game? Is it the game itself? Or is it just two words thave have no business being together at all?
Yes.
Yes.
by A a a a a a a a a a October 31, 2022
when u shove a ton of marshmallows up your rectum and out comes a chocolate covered smashed blueberry. but it's not really blue, it's brown as fuck
by brown mallow 1 2 3 4 March 08, 2017
YOU WHAT?!?!?!!?
Richard I just smashed your phone YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!
HOWWOWOWOWOWHOHOHAHA HOOHOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
HOWWOWOWOWOWHOHOHAHA HOOHOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
by Bings March 05, 2024
by TJITHINK June 05, 2024
Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.
"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."
by badcuntofbx January 01, 2014
by TheQueenSmashBox May 14, 2022