canadian bar spoon

receiving head while making a cocktail

she gave me a canadian bar spoon bud

by dlovatz December 27, 2023

not in my spoon drawer

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.

Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )

I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.

We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.

by DavilMorn April 4, 2024

Going fishing with a spoon

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

Today's sponsor is...

A phrase a youtuber uses to introduce a sponsor, interchangeable with: "but first, a word from our sponsor" or a sneaky segue.

Educational Youtuber: "Today's sponsor is... CuriosityStream!"

by robotlithuania August 2, 2024

forked off my spoon

When you fumble the bag so hard you may as well have made your spoon into a fork.

"I think I might have failed that exam. I forked off my spoon so bad, bro."

by Cozydinos August 21, 2024

Favorite AA Sponsee

A sponsee who is extremely self centered and delusional AF.

Shallow Todd lives a constant state of delusion regarding who is Sponsor’s Favorite AA Sponsee!

by Good Looking Sponsor May 19, 2025

Dark Side Of The Spoon

To spoon with somebod calmly and without warning start fucking their ass aggresively while slightly choking them.
You could also play Pink Floyd's album "The Dark Side Of The Moon" to add to the experience

Im never sleeping with Alex again. This motherfucker hit me with the Dark Side Of The Spoon and dipped.

by Sgt. Pepper himself January 30, 2026