Scoop Slap

Quick motion of lifting up and then slapping down someones breast (usually a female) with the intent for it to sting. Bonus points if you clip the nipple.

(Sort of akin to a towel snap)

I roasted her too hard and she scoop slapped me!

by Hyde P April 5, 2022

scoopervision

Monitoring how someone shovels snow, cleans da litterbox, etc.

Even fairly-small children can easily learn how to use simple beach-toy implements to build a sandcastle, so there should be little need for adult scoopervision once they get da hang of it.

by QuacksO April 28, 2022

Shoop

One singular sheep is a shoop

bruh thats a shoop!

by shooppy May 2, 2022

sloop salad

Semen that has been aged for one or more days in the anus of a person aged 50+

I ended up needing to use some Miralax to help pass that sloop salad from last Tuesday.

by Foxxybabe6905 May 29, 2022

Shoop

A singular sheep

Look at that poor shoop all on it's own, the other sheep are on the opposite side of the field.

by Goldenarrow June 12, 2022

Scoops

When someone fingers someone else and uses their nail to “scratch” the wall.

“ Daren gave me scoops last night and it was amazing”

by L mauve July 12, 2022

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.

When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.

by anonymous July 29, 2022