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Your in jail and need to take a shit hold it in for if/when you get anal raped so you can anal block the rape.
by NakedHelper January 12, 2014
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by smalltowncitygirl July 2, 2014
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by Aprilstar November 9, 2014
Get the penis blocking mug.Being denied sex because the other person is waiting for marriage or is already married to Jesus or "God"
Guy 1: Hey man did you and and your girl have relations yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked
by ThatOneGUy January 16, 2015
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When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.
When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.
When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.
When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.
When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."
"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."
"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."
"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016
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