spot the block

When you are tryin to watch calories or If you just want to see whats In your food.

I almost ate those marshmallows yesterday good thing I listened to my coach to "spot the block"

by 60-604 October 10, 2008

anal block

When someone is in jail and drops the soap so they bend over to pick it up. When they get a Dick in their ass they simply shit to avoid the anal rape.

Your in jail and need to take a shit hold it in for if/when you get anal raped so you can anal block the rape.

by NakedHelper January 12, 2014

block that punt

said during anal sex by the giving partner when the receiving partner needs to fart

Bill: Pull your dick out of my ass! I have to fart!
Jay: No way! Block that punt!

by noladoc April 27, 2014

Bike blocking

When you're riding a bike and a moving obstruction keeps you from passing, turning or doing anything really except putting on the brakes.

Hey dude...Quite bike blocking me! get to the side.

by smalltowncitygirl July 2, 2014

penis blocking

when you girlfriend is constantly on chat with you, while you are at a party, in the hopes that you will be busy with her and not score with other women

Jude's girl is on chat with him and she is totally penis blocking him.

by Aprilstar November 9, 2014

christ-blocked

Being denied sex because the other person is waiting for marriage or is already married to Jesus or "God"

Guy 1: Hey man did you and and your girl have relations yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked

by ThatOneGUy January 16, 2015

Stalk Block

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.

"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."

by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016