A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.
When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.
When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.
When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.
When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."
"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."
"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."
"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016
Get the Stalk Blockmug. Jim has been trying to ask Clara out, but he got cross-blocked as she only dates friends from her church!
by axalara June 21, 2016
Get the Cross-blockmug. by 44R0N N0RT0N OF STRETFORD January 4, 2010
Get the Shaft Blockmug. When soldiers are given areas to clean within the block they live. Often rotated weekly so everyone gets their fair share.
by Heisenberg23 April 22, 2017
Get the Block jobsmug. Similar to Cock Block, but a Vagina Block. When a female blocks other female from hooking up with a male cause found out that other female is interested in him. Instead, said female hooks up with male instead of helping out other female.
Jane was interested in John, but Jessica ended up cooch blocking Jane by hooking up with John cause Jessica saw that Jane was interested in him.
Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.
Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.
by infogrl July 27, 2011
Get the Cooch Blockmug. (pronounced: tah-k-blah-k )
A Taco-blocker. The female equivalent of cock-block. Also known as Talk-Block- a girl who swoops in on the conversation to steal the spotlight.
The blocking of a taco from making her mark.
A Taco-blocker. The female equivalent of cock-block. Also known as Talk-Block- a girl who swoops in on the conversation to steal the spotlight.
The blocking of a taco from making her mark.
He was staring deeply into her eyes, just about to ask for her number, when slutty hottie walked in and stole the spotlight. What a tac-block!
by elleandbab February 19, 2009
Get the Tac-Blockmug. Being denied sex because the other person is waiting for marriage or is already married to Jesus or "God"
Guy 1: Hey man did you and and your girl have relations yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked
by ThatOneGUy January 16, 2015
Get the christ-blockedmug.