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Stalk Block

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016
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Cross-block

Describes a cock block happening on a non-Christian who makes advances on a staunch Christian.
Jim has been trying to ask Clara out, but he got cross-blocked as she only dates friends from her church!
by axalara June 21, 2016
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Shaft Block

The tiny bit of cum left in the penis after orgasn, often takes vigorous squeezing to remove
''i got serious shaft block man''
by 44R0N N0RT0N OF STRETFORD January 4, 2010
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Block jobs

When soldiers are given areas to clean within the block they live. Often rotated weekly so everyone gets their fair share.
Get this block squared away why is is so dirty wasn't your block jobs completed this morning
by Heisenberg23 April 22, 2017
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Cooch Block

Similar to Cock Block, but a Vagina Block. When a female blocks other female from hooking up with a male cause found out that other female is interested in him. Instead, said female hooks up with male instead of helping out other female.
Jane was interested in John, but Jessica ended up cooch blocking Jane by hooking up with John cause Jessica saw that Jane was interested in him.

Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.
by infogrl July 27, 2011
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Tac-Block

(pronounced: tah-k-blah-k )

A Taco-blocker. The female equivalent of cock-block. Also known as Talk-Block- a girl who swoops in on the conversation to steal the spotlight.

The blocking of a taco from making her mark.
He was staring deeply into her eyes, just about to ask for her number, when slutty hottie walked in and stole the spotlight. What a tac-block!
by elleandbab February 19, 2009
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christ-blocked

Being denied sex because the other person is waiting for marriage or is already married to Jesus or "God"
Guy 1: Hey man did you and and your girl have relations yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked
by ThatOneGUy January 16, 2015
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