chilli hand

Chilli powder on your hand and have a wank!!! Feel the pain! Feel the burn!

Had a cheeky chilli hand last night. I'm very sore down there today

by Chilli Hand April 15, 2015

hand battling

Fist-fighting

One time I was hand battling my mom and my arms turned to butter.

by Piranha with Braces October 21, 2015

chubs hand

The act of receiving a handjob with the giver using a prosthetic wooden hand, possibly with the fingers simply glued on.

Reference to the 1996 classic, Happy Gilmore - and his golf coach, Chubs.

My girlfriend got her hand ripped off in a woodchipper yesterday, so I made her give me the ole chubs hand a few minutes after she woke up from surgery.

by Ticklish Tapir July 1, 2018

Hand Sanitizer

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans

Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022

Hand-Burgler

1: When you are lying back slightly in your parked car on a nice summers day with the windows down, while eating a double cheeseburger and slowly begin to dose off and lye your cheese burger on your chest. Only then to be startled by a bum giving you a handjob with one hand to sooth you while attempting to steal the cheeseburger off your chest.

2: A person who is always overly hungry, so much so that they would steal someones food in reference to definition 1.

Hey man! Give me back my cheeseburger right now! Wait, get back here and finish what you started, you Hand-burgler!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017

hand sani

That thing you have to use because of COVID and absolutely not the way you say it.

Please god tell me you didn’t just call it “hand sani” Robert - Jess

by nstlr007 February 13, 2021

wattpad hand

a syndrome, arm tendonitis, developed because of too much reading on Wattpad. Thumb movements, like swiping/scrolling, are the biggest triggers of this syndrome. It hurts like hell.

Been told I have a Wattpad hand. Now I have to read normal books.

by wattpadgotmetendonitis April 22, 2020