A Pumpernickel Finger-Gun is a sexual act that involves anal sex and fingering. It commonly occurs when a Male and Female are having Anal Sex and the Males penis gets stuck in the Females sphincter.
Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.
It is a very messy process.
Then, the Male has to use his fingers to get his penis out of the Females sphincter, which causes the Female to release her bowel contents all over the Males finger.
It is a very messy process.
"Bro, I was fucking Stacey last night and we had to do the old Pumpernickel Finger-Gun!"
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."
"Go... Go wash your hands, David."
by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 14, 2021

1. Verb, To throw a hand full of chicken nuggets at someone.
2. Noun, Many pieces of chicken used for throwing.
2. Noun, Many pieces of chicken used for throwing.
by G4723 November 15, 2022

1. Condescending monniker for a premature ejaculator.
2. a type of condescending fictional porn star name for someone who has a little dick and is a premature ejaculator.
2. a type of condescending fictional porn star name for someone who has a little dick and is a premature ejaculator.
Hey wazzup there toy gun sparks. I heard about last night with you and Sherry. She said you went off before you even got close.
by J. Lloyd January 5, 2007

Those other defintions suck ass
Guns n Roses: a Hard Rock band in the formed in 1985. Had a like mutation band thingy called hollywood rose(?). Anyway they are still around but they have a different lead guiatrist and bassist. They look like bogans especially axl the singer.(mullet long hair thing) Their whole lifestyle was killed by grunge *stares at Nirvana* who made the 80's rockstar life look artifical.
Guns n Roses: a Hard Rock band in the formed in 1985. Had a like mutation band thingy called hollywood rose(?). Anyway they are still around but they have a different lead guiatrist and bassist. They look like bogans especially axl the singer.(mullet long hair thing) Their whole lifestyle was killed by grunge *stares at Nirvana* who made the 80's rockstar life look artifical.
take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty...(Paradise City from album Appetite for destruction)
by justaGNRfan January 15, 2004

by MonsterBlob88 December 30, 2014

a stage on a war video game that has a hidden weapon that will make the level more convenient.
EG: on COD finest hour, the last level has a scoped G43, later in that level, you need to take out machine gun nests that are far away. using the G43 makes it easier
EG: on COD finest hour, the last level has a scoped G43, later in that level, you need to take out machine gun nests that are far away. using the G43 makes it easier
Guy 1: dude i cant beat that one call of duty stage, it sucks
Guy 2: that's because it is a secret gun level, you need to find the sniper rifle behind the car
Guy 2: that's because it is a secret gun level, you need to find the sniper rifle behind the car
by the commissar June 23, 2009
