muntaineer

a person, due to an excess of alcohol or drugs, who is not safe (a) up ladders (b) low steps or (c) stairs.

quick, someone stop Eric from climbing those steps, he's a muntaineer!

by Poshratz October 10, 2008

Moontain

A Mountain that is found on the moon.

Spaceman: Look at that Moontain! It's Giant!
Spaceman 2: Yeah, your right. Moontain!

by Bob.Inc January 7, 2020

mountin jew

a jew that lives in the mountains of assyira.

the mountin jew have been living in the Assyrian mountains for around 1000.

by jherfmj January 14, 2022

Rocky Mounting

Rocky Mounting is when the man/woman with strapon/top puts on first one condom, followed by a large even spread of extra chunky peanut butter, only to be followed by yet another condom, so as to trap the chunky creamy treat inside of them. Then the phallically studded partner starts to consummate the loving act with or without added lube.

Last night me and the wife went Rocky Mounting.

That's a little much Dan.

Just saying.

by John Joshhanhashhaneaneanstien April 5, 2011

Snowy Mountian

When a guy cums on a girls nipple while she is lying down and the jizz runs down the side of her boobs.

Guy 1 "Bro did you fuck her?"
Guy 2 "Ya man I gave her a Snowy Mountian."

by TheRealICThater March 11, 2016

Lyon mountian

A small town located just beyond the dannemora mountian,where the retired go to die and the young go to save money. The police will never come to bother unless you speed. Drugs, house burning and stealing are some of the locals favorite hobies in the summer due to the beautiful scernary and nothing else to do. If your not on that end of the stick well four wheeling hunting and sledding better be cause there aint jack sh#t to do up here. Theres one gas station with no gas no bathroom and a terribly rude clerk. If you enjoy freezing to death then lyon mountians -25 degree weather and 6 foot of snow winters will do just fine for you. Great little town to die alone in.

I would rather go to jail then lyon mountian.
Lyon mountian is a beautiful summer vaction spot lets just not talk about winter.
Did you catch aids or herpes in lyon mountian?

Im glad i came to lyon mountian they have the best meth to hunt on.

by Ski888 November 15, 2019

mounting

when you go around looking for reindeer decorations during Christmas season and when you find them you balance one's front on the other's back, in a sex position.

"Yo, let's go mounting tonight! I saw some reindeer in Mrs. Robinson's lawn"

"It feels wrong when you mount a baby reindeer on an adult reindeer"

by ridds December 25, 2007