Meatball Magic

When you shove meatballs down women names hollys urethra

I performed meatball magic on my friends sister

by Super Sigma123 May 30, 2024

Meatball Magic

When you show many meatballs down people named hollys urethra

I performed meatball magic on my friends sister!

by Super Sigma123 May 30, 2024

The Magic Jewel Bus

When a woman consumes the man's family jewels (aka the testicles) and puts them in her mouth and down her esophagus and into her lower intestine until the testicles can be visibly seen protruding from her rectum.

During Sunday School, Bridget had a sudden craving for dumplings. Her needs were promptly satisfied when Gary performed The Magic Jewel Bus.

by Tayfar589 February 3, 2026

benny magic

(noun) The supernatural ability possessed by any Benny to pull off the seemingly impossible, turning dire situations into downright miracles. It’s like having a backstage pass to the universe’s cheat codes.

"The client was hesitant, but Benny Magic turned a no into a yes with one straightforward pitch."

by DefinitelyNotBenny February 13, 2025

white magic powers

This is a common phrase said by White people before committing in the act of eating coleslaw or unseasoned chicken, maybe even perform a few yoga poses

“White magic powers” exclaims Whitee Mahn and starts hiking with all of his free time

by UrbanInsanity March 4, 2025

Fake magic round

Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.

The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.

AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.

by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025

Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)

“Learn Jewish magic for free, online!!”

by urmomgay694206942069696969420 May 16, 2025